The day started out just like any other boring, routine day. I got up, made my coffee, cringed at my sleepy reflection in the mirror, had a piece of toast, and dreaded everything I had to do on my “DO IT” list.
No biggie, just a normal weekday.
As I shuffled, still half asleep, around the kitchen, I noticed I needed a few odd items from the store. Normally I’d go to Target, because, well, Target. Unfortunately, however, I live in a small town. We don’t have the luxury of a close Target.
I knew I had to go to the dreaded … *gulp* … Walmart.
Now, there are a few reasons I try to avoid Walmart. For one, it’s normally dirty. Second, there are people. Not just any people, but Walmart people. Third, I always, ALWAYS, have to go to the bathroom about halfway through my shopping experience.
It doesn’t matter how fast or slow I go, I always get that uncomfortable urge at some point while I’m throwing stuff in my cart.
There are sometimes I can hurry, and hold the inevitable until I get home. There are other times my bladder just won’t wait, and I cry a little on my way into Walmart purgatory.
The bathrooms are gas station chi.
For those that have not had the luxury of a Walmart bathroom, think gas station. Then take away the soap (always empty) and paper towels (also always empty). Never fear, however; the stench is the same, and the toilets are just as clean as any gas station.
To hover while peeing is to live.
On this particular day, I was not surprised when I was looking for earbuds in the electronics section and the urge hit.
Only, this urge was different. This was not my bladder. This was not my bladder at all.
There was NO WAY I was going to do this business at Walmart. No. This would entail sitting down (SITTING), and praying they had stocked the toilet paper (I had about 20% chance. Not great odds).
It was the thought of actually sitting down, on those less-than-clean toilet seats, that had me squeezing my butt cheeks and doing the “I’ve gotta poop” shuffle across the electronics section.
All of a sudden, s*** got real, literally.
My stomach made a funny gurgle-grumble noise, and I felt the urge to make a bee-line to the nearest toilet. I stopped what I was doing, braced myself, and had an internal argument with my colon about desperately not wanting to do this here.
I clenched my rear muscles tighter. Sweat started to gather on my brow as I worked hard to let the moment pass.
Okay. It was okay. The urge started to let up. I could wait. *Whew*
I quickly finished looking for my earbuds, and headed for the craft department to finish my shopping.
I passed a couple on the way to crafts and thought, Man, they smell bad. I kept going, turning onto the yarn aisle.
Good gosh, I thought, I can still smell those people. I kept going, though, shopping for the yarn I needed.
It was when I turned onto the office aisle, and still smelled “that smell,” I started to get concerned.
Is that … *sniff* … me?!?
Oh MY GOSH!! I didn’t do as good a job clenching as I thought.
I didn’t even think about it. I left my basket of groceries, and tried to nonchalantly run-walk to the bathroom located at the back of the store.
I will spare you the gritty details, but let’s just say I donated one pair of pretty panties to that Walmart bathroom trash can. I even wrapped them nicely in about a pound of toilet paper, just like a nice little present.
I was so embarrassed, I didn’t even go back for my cart. I just walked straight to those double sliding doors at the front of the store, and left.
I could not believe I had just pooped my pants at Walmart.
The Miami Dolphins look doomed to languish in NFL’s lower middle-class
It’s not yet November and the Miami Dolphins have lost five of their six games and their season is effectively over – again.
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Midway through last season, it looked like the Dolphins may have finally have cracked this whole football thing. They hoarded first-round draft picks and cap space like a squirrel preparing for winter. They moved on from Minkah Fitzpatrick and Laremy Tunsil, high draft picks with top-five-at-their-position type talent, in the name of culture. They were happy to be bad in the short term for the hope of tomorrow.
But when a team is so public in pursuit of winning tomorrow, it raises expectations when tomorrow inevitably arrives.
Cleveland’s long-term rebuild worked. The Browns put together one of the finest rosters in the league. They have a high-level player in every room, sans, maybe, the most valuable room of them all. That’s not true for the Dolphins. They stripped their roster to the bone and rebuilt it back into a puddle of blah. Where are the difference-makers? Where is the Myles Garrett? Where is the dominant position group? What if culture and coaching smarts and wins on the margin are meaningless if you select the wrong quarterback in the first-round and the three linemen you drafted stink?
The Dolphins have been one of the league’s sneakily miserable franchises for odd years. Owner Stephen Ross has run things for 12 full seasons. Over that span, the Dolphins have had twowinning seasons, and reached the playoffs once. Think about how incompetent a franchise must be to poop out such a run in a league where almost half the teams make the postseason and the entire ecosystem is built to sustain parity. Even Daniel Snyder is mildly impressed.
In the early stages of Ross’s reign, the Dolphins botched draft picks, hired the wrong executives, and chased short-term wins. That’s why it felt like a smart move when Ross opted to go all-in on a burn-it-all-down rebuild. He empowered general manager Chris Grier and head coach Brian Flores to remake the roster and organization in any way they saw fit. The process was smart; the outcome, the same as always.
Given the league now operates with a game season, it’s plausible that the team could get back into the playoff discussion this season through a wildcard, but it’s unlikely given the depth in the AFC North and AFC West. The moment the Dolphins are formerly dumped from the playoff proceedings, the franchise will stand at a crossroads. There is an organizational tug-of-war between the patience preachers in the front office and the win-now mantra of the year-old Ross, who realizes that Father Time (outside of Tom Brady) remains undefeated. In such disputes, there’s only one winner – the person who writes the checks.
The problem is that there is little the Dolphins can do on the margins to get significantly better in the immediate future. They’ve already invested a ton in their offensive line – three first or second-round picks over the course of three seasons. They spent two first-round picks on Jaylen Waddle, a wide receiver who was supposed to bring a spark to a flat offense. Nineteen percent of the team’s salary cap is tied up in wide receivers, the fattest mark in the league. They’ve spent more than any team in the league on defensive reinforcements at all three levels over the past two seasons. Three of the Dolphins’ five highest-paid players (Byron Jones, Xavien Howard, and Eric Rowe) are cornerbacks. They’re 10th in the NFL in the total cap hit spent on their defense this season.
And yet the highly touted defense that carried the team last season has flatlined in The Dolphins currently rank 27th in expected points added per play (EPA/play), putting them behind the Houston Texans, who are actively trying to field a bad team. Last year’s Dolphins finished seventh in EPA per play, and they were fourth against the pass. Success in passing situations, thanks to that expensive cornerback room, helped cover up a bunch of cracks in the roster last season. This year, those cracks have been exposed.
The Dolphins are not good; they’re not terrible. They’re stuck where they’ve been for the better part of two decades: the lower rungs of the NFL’s middle class.
That leads us back to their second-year quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa. Despite the talk of all-round roster building, a huge amount of success in the NFL is still down to placing your chips on the right quarterback. Is Tagovailoa that guy? It’s still too soon to tell. But there’s mounting evidence that he’ll fall into the good-not-great camp. The top-line numbers are OK, but sift through the rubble and there are worrying signs.
Tagovailoa has now played in 13 NFL games. He has yet to show any sign of possessing a game-breaking skill. He doesn’t have a strong arm. He isn’t a good improviser. He doesn’t have the kind of zip on the ground to be a true threat in the quarterback run game.
The Dolphins knew that when selecting him ahead of Justin Herbert in But they bet that while Tagovailoa may never be elite in one of those three crucial traits, he would be a plus in all of them. So far he’s been a minus. Over the course of his starts, Tagovailoa has completed just of passes when pressured, throwing zero touchdowns to four interceptions. He has completed just three passes over 20 yards. Among 53 eligible quarterbacks over the span of the last two seasons, he ranks 35th in per-play value, behind such luminaries as Jared Goff, Nick Mullens and Mitchell Trubisky.
Of all his traits, rhythm and accuracy define Tagovailoa. He wants to get the ball out fast, and he’s accurate if he can do so. But that requires building a near-perfect infrastructure around him, rather than having the quarterback create it by himself.
That was the whole point of the Dolphins’ long-term strategy. They didn’t plan to just land a savior-quarterback but to surround that quarterback with top-tier talent all over the field, of comparable ages. They wanted to build a championship core, not stumble into a middle-to-upper tier quarterback with ill-fitting pieces around him.
It’s been a whiff. Given the surrounding, umm, talent, Tagovailoa has been asked to do a lot of the heavy lifting this season – to use quick passes to make up for a woeful run-game; to consistently drive down the field in 10 to 15 play increments, so lacking is the offense in explosive plays. That’s not a winning model, not with a fractured offensive line and creaking defense.
What Miami do next is intriguing. Brian Flores, the team’s head coach, did a delightful job navigating the murky waters of a Tagovailoa-Ryan Fitzpatrick quarterback competition last season. He leveraged the promise of tomorrow to explain away any issues Tagovailoa had; he used Fitzpatrick to rack up enough wins to garner coach of the year consideration, buying him extra capital inside and outside of the organization.
What happens when tomorrow arrives and you fall flat on your face? Murmurings of a Deshaun Watson trade – led by the owner – refuse to go away. Could Miami jump into the Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson sweepstakes this offseason? Could they find another young quarterback in the draft? What will that do to the team’s carefully calibrated timeline?
Fans want hope. If you can’t offer proof of concept, offer some vagaries that point to the potential that it could maybe, possibly, happen someday soon.
But six weeks into the season, and the Dolphins look once again all out of hope.
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Chickapig is a strategy board game created by Brian Calhoun in partnership with musician Dave Matthews, and published by Buffalo Games. The game follows chicken-pig hybrids as they attempt to cross the board while avoiding their opponents. Chickapig debuted as the top-selling new game on Amazon.com in  The Virginia Institute of Autism has adopted the game as a learning tool for teaching social skills.
Each player is in charge of a flock of six Chickapigs. The goal is for each player to move their Chickapigs across the board to pass through the goal on the other side of the board. Simultaneously, the players attempt to derail their opponents' Chickapigs using hay bales, the cow, and the poop.
At the start of each turn, the players roll a die to see how many moves they can make in a straight line, either forward, backwards, or sideways. Once the turn starts, they can not stop until they encounter another Chickapig, a hay bale, the cow (and cow fence), the perimeter of the game board, or the sides of the goals. The Chickapig stops in the space adjacent to whichever object it has encountered. One move is counted every time the Chickapig moves to encounter an object.
Players can move their own color Chickapigs. A player cannot move a Chickapig inside another player's goal.
Chickapig won Best Board Game at the National Parenting Product Awards.
The game was also a finalist for a Toy Association Specialty Toy of the Year award.
In March , Target Corporation launched Chickapig in its stores, including a children's book and a plush doll. The game is also available in Barnes & Noble, Walmart, and independent game stores across the United States.
Family Game Night With Pets!
This post is sponsored by Hasbro, but all opinions are my own.
#AD Family game night is always a great way to have fun as a family. No matter what age, sitting down to a board game together puts everyone on the same page. We have some board game favorites at our house that we play over and over. When shopping at Walmart, I spotted a fun twist that I knew my family would love: pet-themed games!
Pet Themed Games For Family Game Night
We have a few family pets- including a cat and a dog! They get along pretty well- most of the time! So I picked up two pet themed games Monopoly Crazy for Cats and SORRY! Pets Behaving Badly (each sold separately). My daughter really is crazy for cats so I knew she would like that one. Plus, we already love Monopoly and the SORRY! game, so I figured these would be instant hits with a fun twist. Turns out, our pets had fun checking out the games too!
SORRY! Pets Behaving Badly
SORRY! Pets Behaving Badly also brings all the original elements but includes some funny twists.
Objective: Oops! You and your furry and feathered friends have trashed the house. Be the first to hide before your human gets home- just watch out for poops and dont get busted! Get all four of your pawns home first to win!
Sorry Pets Behaving Badly Rules
- Each player takes 4 pawns of one color and places them on the matching color Start area.
- Each player takes all 3 Poop Tokens in their color and places the tokens in front of them.
- Shuffle both decks of cards and place them face down in the center of the board.
- Youngest player goes first. Play passes to the left.
Play! On your turn:
- Draw a card from the SORRY! deck and follow the instructions on the card.
- Place the card face up in a discard pile at thee side of the gameboard.
- If you run out of SORRY! cards to draw, reshuffle the discard pile and place it face down in the center of the board.
Any forward-moving card can move a pawn out of its START space.
Pawns move clockwise around the board, unless a card instructs them otherwise.
Each turn you get to draw a card from the SORRY! game deck. If you land on an Oops! space, you can draw an Oops! card, which are silly little bonuses like Yes, I did it. He was looking at me funny. When you get three Oops cards, you can move one of your pawns directly home!
A #2 SORRY! game card, means you may place one of your poop tokens on the board underneath one of your pawns and then move your pawn forward two spaces, leaving the token in place. If someone else lands on your poop token, they pawn must go back to the START space!
Pet lovers are sure to enjoy all the fun twists in these versions of the original games.
Monopoly Crazy for Cats
Almost everyone is familiar with Monopoly and it is always a fun game. Monopoly Crazy for Cats brings all the elements you love, but they really change it up quite a bit too!
Objective: Instead of getting the most money, you are trying to collect the most cats.
Set up is nice and easy as each player starts with 5 single-cat coins and 1 5-cat coin (so a total of 10 cats).
The character tokens are straight from the Crazy World of Cats and each has a unique ability.
There is also a Purr Power Die with fun powers like the Toy Mouse that will make any player drop 3 cats or the Fish Bowl that allows you to collect 3 cats from the shelter.
When you pass go, you trigger a cat fight to see if you can beat the breeder and get the bonus.
The game ends immediately when the final cat fight is over. The player with the highest cat score wins. Add up the cats from your property cards, cat fight cards, and cat coins. This definitive game ending comes pretty quickly so this version on Monopoly seems to take around 30 minutes to 1 hour for us.
Where To Get These Fun Pet Games
These fun pet themed games can be found at Walmart. You can purchase these Pet-Themed and other assorted games in-store (look for them on an endcap!) or online at Walmart.com
Your family is sure to love these pet games for at-home entertainment!
Parents use the links to find the games! https://bit.ly/3lYgNld & https://bit.ly/3lTecIZ
We want to see your family and YOUR PETS! Share your pictures with us by using #familyfocusblog and #HasbroGaming. What do you do to make your game nights special?
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It’s the game of one plunger, some poop, and fast reflexes! Flush the handle on the toilet to roll the die, and when a number comes up—you have to plunge the toilet that number of times. But be careful, after any given push of the plunger the poop may COME FLYING OUT OF THE TOILET! The first player to grab the poop earns a token. If you’re quick enough to catch it in midair, you earn TWO tokens! The player who ends up with the most tokens wins! Is this game reallly gross or just gross enough? You decide! Lots of silly fun for young plungers, age 5 and up. Comes with 1 toilet, 1 plunger, 1 die, and 10 score tokens. Colors and decorations may vary.
- Flushin’ Frenzy™ game guarantees big laughs and big fun!
- You have to plunge the toilet the number of times on the die.
- When the poop flies out of the toilet, be the first player to grab it. If you can catch it in MIDAIR, you earn two tokens!
- The player who earns the most tokens wins!
- Game night fun and big laughs for 2 to 4 players, age 5 and older.
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